Una de Piratas

A secret today I want to confess
I always wanted to be a pirate
And sail the wide sea
Wear an eye patch, a sword, and a scarf
To be special. A homosexual buccaneer

I want to crew a gay ship
Rule over twenty men
Who can't refuse
To have their backs rubbed
With rich sunscreen
It would be brutal to drink sperm from a chalice

I seek pleasure, I want to travel
To the treasure island
To see if I can find
A giant indigenous
To burst my asshole
It would be great to set aside morality

To be happy, I ask for nothing more
Than a narrow cabin
A couple of sails and a lad
Who dances for me every night
Dressed as Sinbad
It would be total, an adventure like no other

Approach here, today I want to announce
That later in the hold
I have organized a bacchanal
Those who want oral sex
Stay on deck
It's not so bad
My tropical fantasy

I want to defeat the gale
With a hundred cannons on each side
And a polyester blouse
I invite you to my sailboat
Bring the cane and the huge fishing line
What a facial cumshot

I want to be
Your Peter Pan
And you my Captain Hook
With a ruffian's look
Bring the wooden leg
And give a touch of Sandokan
What a plan, orgy on the catamaran

I'm going to live
I'm going to dream
About a cross-dressing corsair
Who takes me to the altar
The flag of colors
I will hoist at the bow
To show
That I will never give up

No, I will not give up on my dreams
Never give up on your damn dreams
I want to be a pirate, travel to the ends of the earth
Dressed in colors under the sunset

Rub myself, tan on the bow and embrace you
My love mates
My love mates