Moraleja

Boy Güei, wake up, boy Güei, wake up.
Boy Güei: Crazy boy, I'm still asleep, idiot.
Crazy: Listen, I'm going to tell you a story, I'm going to tell you something that happened to me once, okay?
Boy Güei: But if Oscar wakes up now, he'll send us to hell.
Crazy: Listen, no, listen to me, I'll tell you slowly, I'll tell you softly, okay?
Boy Güei: Come on

[Crazy]
Boy Güei (tell me),
I remember the bar now (which one?),
the one where they once smashed my face,
for being a troublemaker and if I didn't remember the name before, I was absent,
would you let me tell you now? (come on),
we were still kids when all this happened,
I already frequented bars without a budget,
the toughest places in Rota,
and I bathed in underwear on the beach and if not, naked.
Listen to the story,
I know it by heart,
it seems like yesterday,
when I entered the club,
that woman with dark skin,
seducing me, leading me,
and I don't know how many I had,
I took her hand and forgot even my name,
I got the bug that everyone gets,
we better not use condoms,
she's my relative,
she represents me,
your cinnamon skin,
wolf's gaze,
who would have thought, that in that bar,
I would get a beating.
There was a Chicano half a meter tall with a bad temper,
with a really ugly mustache, blacker than coal,
interfering, getting in the middle,
the crazy guy was saying goodbye to Anita Santiago and got serious,
under my judgment,
I could send him to another hemisphere,
with a punch,
that's how the fight began,
an effective remedy for when you're constipated,
a bird of prey,
an American marine,
who said he was the girl's pimp.
Son of a bitch,
you can't compete,
10 minutes later I was just thinking about surviving,
what can I tell you that you don't already know about this damn crazy guy?,
if I electrocuted my previous group and it wasn't enough,
that's because I can,
but that day I made a mistake,
I put my fingers in the current,
and of course, I paid dearly,
with beatings,
and they left my face like a Picasso,
I dedicate this great song to them,
although I left the place barefoot,
you know I don't care,
the price of their love is summed up in a rain of slaps,
usually you know that such a girl wouldn't look at me,
but that day I seemed like Mr. Nice Guy,
pure hypocrisy,
hardly noticeable, I swear to you, the one who tried her bed,
that night while they were treating her face,
and I didn't see the guy with the mustache anymore,
boy Güei to finish this piece,
Can you tell me the story of the drunk driver?

Boy Güei: hahaha, how do you know that crazy stuff, man??
Crazy: man, I found out about that on Radio Parque, you know? people talk about it and stuff
Boy Güei: damn, that was from one of those ugly purple guys from the summer, look listen, how was it...?
Crazy: come on, tell me, tell

[Boy Güei]
I leave home with the authority of,
a guy who knows he's going to come home late,
if plan A fails then we have plan B,
What is it?,
sneak into the mayor's house,
Macande style,
Alexis don't forget your ID,
and pick me up in the big neighborhood,
crazy for those who can understand,
all this happened when you were in the Canaries with Juande,
bad definition of the exit,
two guys in a Biwi are screwing on the avenue,
drift course,
just have to dodge them,
otherwise you'll end up in the middle of a suicidal purple,
in a summer time,
here that's how it's done,
lemon a little salt and a shot of tequila,
today brother I think you deserve a trophy,
so stop at the deviation now that we're going to Torneo,
with 1600 pesetas they give us a ticket,
where it says Coca Cola, ice and rum cacique,
I go to the bathroom and pee in the sink, don't get mad,
I did it out of respect for that sign that says do not splash,
let's drink fast before the ice melts,
August here in Seville city doesn't allow it,
don't yell at me,
shit I don't think it's so tragic either,
Please sir can you give us some plastic cups!?,
and on the grass of Plaza de Armas,
I took that dark bottle and sold my soul to it,
after this the karma gets out of control,
when we add three fingers of Coca Cola to the drink,
hello, will you dance with me streetlight?,
I start to think that tonight I'll end up naked,
after two hours,
when the purple rises,
to touch the clouds,
they make the bears roam,
there are 10 people with the same destiny,
to cross the Cachorro bridge and end up at the Latino,
I got mad at my partner in two lines,
and to end the problem I ordered 3 drinks,
after this, no comments,
the tables looked like airplanes,
my eyes two accordions,
stumbling along,
they already kicked me out of that summer terrace,
when I was on the dance floor peeing with a joint in hand,
brother,
bad luck covers us,
I swear by the old woman,
today my tongue is like sandpaper,
no one can control it,
let's meet in the center daughter,
let's continue the epic,
Lili says she'll take us,
that in her car to a place,
that my beautiful skin doesn't play with me,
and we say our favorite phrase to her,
scoundrels never die because they are full of life,
Zombies 3, the ship is already taking off,
although it only reaches Lasso de la Vega,
my name is Zatu aka the bad strategist,
takes a purple curve and crashes,
he and his buddy,
both lying on the road,
our laughter is heard throughout the street (HAHA),
it is since then that the bitch of Seville,
keeps pieces of my chin in its asphalt

Boy Güei: and the worst thing about all that crazy stuff, Loco, is that when Alexis and I were lying on the ground with our chin full of blood, two guys get out of a car to help us and ask us for a cigarette.

[Chorus] (x3)
[Boy Güei]
Although sometimes it rains,
don't drive if you drink,
or you'll end up entangled in the wires like Christopher Reeve

[Crazy]
I know what happens, I know well what happens,
when you mix alcohol, women, and a desire for fun, and leave home