Zé Maluco

There's a trail in the valley that leads to 2 paths
A wide road, a small gate
I took the road
Upon reaching the plain, I saw an old man
With a long beard who told me

This is the path of wrongdoers
It's full of traps
It was he who took Alice to Wonderland
Land of dust and crystal stone
Where the Sun rises black and it snows every day

And crazy people dance naked in the cold night
And in the morning there's always someone who catches a cold
Achoo

There's something strange in my nose
The old man warned me not to come this way
I came
I wanted to go all the way
But everything there was to see, I've already seen
There's nothing here for me

Sometimes I get angry without knowing why
Sometimes I talk to myself, but no one sees me
You shouldn't think so much about these things, Joe
Maybe you're crazy
But everyone is!

I'm on my way and I'll go as far as it takes
I like to wander freely, at ease, like Lagardère
My mother says I need a woman
So many cows in the world, but no one wants me
I don't want a cop either
Cops are racists
They look like taxi drivers, my name is already on the list
There they are again, standing on the same corner
Ready to stop me and grab my dick

I walked so much for nothing, dread
What are my chances mano a mano with Superman
I'm going back home, old man
I already knew this wide road would lead to the Tagus
I've said everything, there's nothing more to say
How am I going to finish this?
Let me see
I'll steal another cliché phrase

Achoo
There's something strange in my nose
The old man warned me not to come this way
I came
I wanted to go all the way
But everything there was to see, I've already seen

Achoo
There's something strange in my nose
The old man warned me not to come this way
I came
I wanted to go all the way
But everything there was to see, I've already seen
There's nothing here for me