A Jeda Is a Spanna

Also, I had a beginning, I once recited poems, and then I
realized that no one cares. Then I learned a bit of guitar, and
now it's going somewhat. I'm surprised that there are so many
people today. Couldn't find a place by the Isar, to barbecue.
There are already twenty thousand dropouts down there, yeah.
And so, because I'm not interested in that at all, I don't
have any desire, I always say, they should learn that, those
who can, yeah, I never learn that, I can play three or four
chords, and I often feel afterwards exactly the same, which
is a bit different from Nena, who can play the same thing five
times in a row, I always have a different text. What.. what
separates Nena and me from Niki, is that neither of them has
it. I always say, the only thing I want to achieve as a musician,
if I may call myself a musician, is to play as an opening act
for Niki once. A quarter of an hour would be enough, with her,
I mean, what rhymes with Niki?....yeah, I always say, ...(Interruption: STOP)... Yeah a bit further
down, ha.. I always say, Niki is so young, she doesn't know
that it goes twice in a row. And..besides, I don't like it, the
woman, yeah somehow.. You can probably tell, I once said, I
don't know how tall Niki is, A-Meta-Two-Sixty, or A-Meta-Four-Sixty,
but if she was as big as...CENSORED... then they should feed her,
shoot her down with the FLAK, yeah.. She was only in Grafenwehr
at the military training area, yeah.. Picnicking, with Geißler.
Geißler is one of my favorite politicians. Lately, he's been
grinning a bit stupidly, yeah. Probably it's coming to him
slowly, what he said a year ago. Now the first song I play,
I wrote it.. I wrote the first verse for Bad Reichenhall. The title alone fits well with Reichenhall, the song is called: 'A Peeping Tom.' And indeed, in Reichenhall, there's nothing happening all year round, but in April, May, it gets a bit busier, the spa guests from Northern Germany come to us. And I've experienced that a lot of perverts come to us. Because we had to close two public toilets in Reichenhall, because they were always inside, in the door frames and window sills, and they hung everything out that could be hung out. That's why I called the song 'The Peeping Tom' and once a young woman in Munich told me, I'm a terrible pig, that I perform such texts publicly. That I even come up with such things, she thought, yeah.. and she thought, for me, the woman is just an object, to screw. Then I said, it's so tight, she shouldn't say that, ....knitting, washing, you have to know that. And now I've already joked about it, and we always eat out anyway.. A peeping tom.. I'M FROM REICHENHALL AND WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE
PEEPING TOMS OR HOMOSEXUALITY
NO, IN THE DISTRICT OF BERCHTESGADEN
THERE ARE DECENT PEOPLE
WE ONLY DO IT IN THE DARK
AND FEEL ASHAMED
YET MY NEIGHBOR,
EVERY MORNING ON THE BALCONY
AT NINE,
SMOTHERED IN SUNSCREEN
SHE WANTS TO GET SEAMLESSLY TANNED,
SO SHE STANDS THERE WITHOUT CLOTHES
AND DOWN BY THE FENCE, THE WHOLE VILLAGE
SEEMS TO GATHER BY CHANCE
YES, UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE IS A PEEPING TOM
AND PEERS AS MUCH AS THEY CAN
ONE PEERS EARLY IN THE MORNING,
AND THE OTHER, JUST DOESN'T PEEP
TODAY I HAVE TO GO TO TRAUNSTEIN,
WITH MY DRAFT NOTICE
LAST WEEK I RECEIVED IT,
AND I WASN'T REALLY HAPPY
YES, THAT I'M NOT FIT,
EVERY DOCTOR SEES THAT RIGHT AWAY
MY DISCS HAVE EATEN THEMSELVES,
AND MY LUNG......PFFFF......, IT WHISTLES
YET HE YELLS, GET OUT,
AND THEN YOU BEND OVER, BUT QUICKLY
AND HE STICKS HIS FINGER IN ME,
DAMN, THAT HURTS
THEN I HAVE TO DO TEN KNEE BENDS,
BLOOD PRESSURE..70 / 290
I'M ALL BLUE IN THE FACE,.....
FITNESS LEVEL 1
YES, UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE IS A PEEPING TOM
AND PEERS AS MUCH AS THEY CAN
ONE PEERS EARLY IN THE MORNING,
AND THE OTHER, JUST DOESN'T PEEP
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE WHO LOOKS AWAY,
WHEN THEY WALK BY THE ISAR
AND A GIRL IN A DIRNDL
STANDS KNEE-DEEP IN THE WATER
I HAVEN'T MET ANYONE YET,
WHO SCREAMS 'DISGUSTING' AND VOMITS
WHEN THE HERRING, LIKE A HERRING,
FLIES IN THE SUN
WHO LOOKS AWAY, WHEN THE WAITRESS
BENDS OVER FRIENDLY
WHEN HER DIRNDL IS TOO TIGHT,
THAT HER HEART IS CLEARLY EXPRESSED
OR WHO FEELS SICK,
WHEN HE SEES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
WHO HAS NOSE HAIRS, LIKE A SECOND SKIN,
STUCK TO HER BREAST
YES, UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE IS A PEEPING TOM
AND PEERS AS MUCH AS THEY CAN
ONE PEERS EARLY IN THE MORNING,
AND THE OTHER, JUST DOESN'T PEEP
RECENTLY SOMEONE TOLD ME,
THAT I'M AN OLD PIG,
AND THEY'RE RIGHT, I WROTE
THE LAST VERSE FOR HER
YOU WOMEN LIKE TO PEEP,
AT THE MEN'S BODIES
HAIR ON THE CHEST, IS IN DEMAND,
AND MUSCLES ANYWAY
WHICH OF YOU IS SHOCKED SUDDENLY,
WHEN SHE WALKS UP THE SUBWAY
AND A GUY WITH AN OPEN FLY
STANDS ON THE CORNER,
ON THE CONTRARY, YOU ENJOY IT,
AND LOOKING AWAY IS HARD
PEEPING TOMS, IT'S NOTHING NEW, ....WHAT USED TO BE
YES AND THEN THE WOMEN PEEP, BECAUSE WITHOUT PEEPING IT DOESN'T WORK
ONE PEERS EARLY IN THE MORNING, AND THE OTHER IS JUST UNLUCKY,
HE JUST DOESN'T PEEP