El Gran Padre del Infierno (Hell's Greatest Dad) (Versión en Español Latino)

[Lucifer Morningstar]
Help is vital
Of your lord, the infernal
Look at your dad's reviews

(Great, bravo, yes he is an ace!)

The pentagram I'm going to hit
Wap-bam-boom, alakazam
A lamb is what I usually charge
But you will have a discount
Thank you! (Thanks Dad)

Instead of the waiter, now you have the chef
The entire complete menu, free too
I will make you win because I will decide!
Sparkling wines and delicacies, to start!

[Alastor]
Who was always standing?
As a nun, she has been faithful
Who made you laugh almost to cry?
Your amazing producer

[Charlie]
It's true!

[Alastor]
Day by day, I am always
I am your hotel friend
Who was it that unclogged your pipes today?

[Niffty]
I got stuck, you're my hero!

[Charlie]
How cute!

[Alastor]
I'm honored to have your friendship (aww!)
You are the daughter I never had

[Lucifer]
Ah what?

[Alastor]
I care about you even though I couldn't give birth to you

[Lucifer]
Do not touch her!

[Alastor]
Look how curious
If you want, tell me
Dad!

[Alastor]
They say that when you seek help
Always go where there is less doubt

[Lucifer]
I say that, to console you
There is no better help than the power of an angel!
Which, coincidentally, is your relative!

[Alastor]
And although it's sad sometimes
Your dad, he is a fiasco
You better choose your family well

[Lucifer]
What a load of nonsense!

[Alastor]
Don't interrupt my song

[Lucifer]
Your song? I started it!

[Alastor]
I'm singing it, and I'll finish it!

[Lucifer]
You are a piece of shit!

[Mimzy]
I arrived!
Look at me!
I know they were waiting for me!

Oh yeah!
How wonderful!
Delayed, but here at the end!

Here, I arrived!
Mimzy!

[Lucifer]
Who?