Stayed Gone (Versión En Español Europeo)

(Vox)
That bastard is back!

(Val)
Yes, I thought we'd never see him again

(Vox)
It's been 7 years

(Val)
Are you still mad because he almost blew you up?

(Vox)
Screw you!

(Val)
He did

(Vox)
Things have changed a lot since he left

(Val)
That's for sure

(Vox)
I have to send a message to let everyone know who's in charge now

This show
Is not the same anymore, you're welcome
Say goodbye
To the old status quo
Turn on the TV
Here comes the thrill

Good evening
We're talking about a certain old glory that has been seen frolicking around the city after a 7-year absence
Did anyone miss him? We'll find out tonight
The Radio Demon is back
What's the reason for this? How will it affect you and your family?
Luckily, I have good news
He's a giant idiot
And has no charisma
Because the demon is a coward

It seems he doesn't intend to lower my audience
If he's hardly heard
Don't pay him so much attention
He needs to wake up, there's no other option
I won't extend his vacation
And it would have been the best

He hid in the radio
And never evolved
And his medium now
Is hardly done
Because we're better off without him
It's a break
Oh, how nice

(Alastor)
How are we?
Being here is a pleasure
It's been a while since someone gave a program to hell
Quite an honor

(Vox)
What a horrible voice

(Alastor)
Instead of releasing a mediocre video podcast
What will the charlatan do now?
He goes from trend to trend and nothing works for him

(Vox)
He thinks he's cool

(Alastor)
Every day a new format

(Vox)
You're seeing the future
He's the shit of the past

(Alastor)
Is Vox as strong as he thinks or
Does fame blind him?
That without the other Vs
He wouldn't be like this

(Vox)
Come on, keep going!

(Alastor)
And here's the end of the matter
I was invited to his team
I didn't want to join
And now he hates me

(Vox)
He's just a jerk, I'm going to crush you

(Alastor)
Oh oh, the TV is not working

(Vox)
I'll destroy you!

(Alastor)
The signal is lost

This show
Is now better since I came back
Attention
In the end
You'll know it all ends here
It's going to be great

(Vox)
Shit!