La policía

Police: Good evening
Energy police station, tell me:
-Haze: Good evening, sir:
I was on patrol in Tamargillo
and at the traffic light near
the supermarket, at the traffic light
a couple of guys stopped me
put a knife to my neck and
said let's get in the car
and go to an ATM and
you give me all the money you have in the ATM,
so we went to the ATM
I took out the little
money I had and gave it to them
and then they said alright, you stay here
and they took the car
and I took a little ride with
a buddy around here
and I found the car there
with three or four
junkies smoking crack
inside the car.
-Police: And where did you say
the vehicle is located??
-Haze: Well, the vehicle is
actually in Las Vegas
we're in Las Vegas.
-Police: But is it very deep
I mean very very deep into Las Vegas??
-Haze: Yes, it's right in the middle of Las Vegas.
-Police: Well, I'm sorry
but we don't go there.
-Haze: What?? What are you telling me
seriously you don't go there?? I don't understand.
-Police: Yes, what you heard
I'm really sorry but we
don't go to Las Vegas.
-Haze: But how can that be??
But listen Mr. Officer,
I'm paying my taxes
like a model citizen
I'm paying my taxes
I'm a law-abiding guy and the police are there for that, right??
I think it's for the safety of the citizens, right??
-Police: Of course
-Haze: And you're telling me
you're not going to get my car
where the junkies are smoking crack
and you're not going for my car??
just like that, well, damn
police we have here.
-Police: Well, thank you for your
call and good evening....