O Filme

I entered the club wanting to chill
I look around and see this girl at the bar
I approached her, wanted to know her name
Hello, I'm Heavy, nice to meet you
Did you come alone, you seem so calm
Can I buy you a shot of tequila?

There went one, two, three shots of tequila
I forgot to tell her I'm weak with alcohol
Suddenly everything starts spinning
She pulls me by the shirt to dance on the floor
Everything was so confusing, I don't know what I'm feeling
When I realize, I'm in my car and she's driving
Twenty, forty, sixty kilometers per hour
She wants to take me home to start chilling now

Calm down, baby boo, this must be madness
Five minutes later she's unlocking the door yeah
Throws me on the couch and comes on top of me
Tells me to shut up, that tonight will be like this
She rips off my buttons, doesn't let me get up
I feel like someone is entering at that moment

Baby, stop, what are you doing
Can't you see, I won't get involved with you
Why do you want to force me into bed
And at that moment my lady enters the room

Hold on, baby, don't believe what you're seeing
I just met that woman from the Portuguese school
Hold on, I don't understand anything anymore
Love, do you have something to tell me?

Darling, I always boasted that you never cheated on me
That despite our fights, you never gave up on me
But what does that have to do with anything?

Calm down, love, I'll clarify this matter now
It has to be now or never, I demand an answer
She and I made a bet
What was always tormenting me
What she said that you were cheating on me with others
I know, love, it was a sacrifice
But I had to do it

You used me, baby
You didn't believe in my love, baby
But it was necessary to clarify everything
If you really cheat on me, so I can see
In our house, in our bed, why did you bring her

It wasn't like that
In our car, in our home, you did it
Don't talk to me like that, don't blame only me, I did nothing wrong
I will prove to you that I am loyal

Love, sit down, calm down
Natasha will explain everything now
I didn't want to get involved in your confusion

Girl, shut up if you don't want me to slap you
I didn't force you into anything, you came to me
Because I thought I could be your friend
A friend who takes a friend to bed is not friendship
Because you got me drunk and took advantage of the situation
Because everything happened so fast, even the drinks
You driving my car and tearing my shirt

Wait, Natasha, that's not how we planned it
It had to be natural as we planned
It's not worth pretending to be in a bad mood
It was all because of that damn bet

Hey girl, where are you going
I'll get dressed, I don't have time to argue anymore
You must be crazy, girl, sit down here
You poisoned my lady until it got to this point

Calm down, love
Calm down, it's not worth it, love
Calm down, love
I'm a man of value
You and your friend leave through that door
Our engagement and marriage no longer matter to me
I'm so sad because I don't know what got into you
I'm insecure because I'm expecting your child!

What
You mean you're pregnant, and I didn't even know
I wanted to tell you but I couldn't find the courage
I've already talked to my parents
We scheduled a meeting for the day after tomorrow
They are so happy, they want to talk to you
I'll call your father now, I'll confirm this story

You better not be lying
But my father is probably asleep by now
Let's see
I know he'll answer

(Hello!)
Sorry, Mr. Oliveira
(Aha)
For calling at this hour
(No, no, it's okay, but what's going on? What's going on at this hour?)
I'm here with your daughter
(Aihee)
And she said I have some serious news to tell me
(She said what?)
She said she's pregnant
(Aha, aham)
That we have a meeting
(What?)
Family meeting
(This girl went crazy, what)
On Monday
(She told you that, tell me)
Yes
(I don't understand anything anymore)
Then explain to me, Mr. Oliveira
So far, my father-in-law, I don't know what's going on
(I'm very upset with this situation)
But I'm upset
(Yes, sir)
Explain to me what happened
(Hoo son, the truth is that the child is not yours, it's from the neighbor Abreu)
Thank you very much, Mr. Oliveira, thank you very much

Aihe
So that's how it is, mom?
I hang up, irritated and silent
Lock the living room door
Push Natasha, grab my lady, and almost beat her out of anger
Light a cigarette, take off my shirt, have the belt in my hand
Sister-in-law, call your brother now
Sister-in-law, did I hear correctly?

Aha, this will heat up, my love
It's on the first floor at the yellow gate
Oh, ma'am, who are you talking to, I'm going to pull your hair out
Who could it be at this hour
You're shouting a lot, it must be Mrs. Flora
That neighbor is a gossip, talks bad about everyone
As soon as I open the door, I find that guy in front of me

Yes, good evening
Abreu
But what happened
Did he hit you
You avoided the worst
Aihee
That almost happened
Shii, ai iai iai iaiai
So you're the one who's Abreu
Yes, it's me, and I came to get what's mine
What's yours or ours?
Don't get involved
I'll grab you by the neck
Besides being a cuckold, you're a coward
Cuckold, me?
Yes, you
Cuckold, me?
Yes, yes, you!

I miss a punch in the face and the guy pushes me against the shelf
(One zero)
I break the whiskey bottle and surprise him with a sweep
(One one)
I hit his head on the freezer
(Two one)
I hit him with a chair
(Three one)
A mix of jiu-jitsu, kung fu, and capoeira
No one relaxes anymore
(Relax)
Now I grab Natasha
(Natasha)
If I'm a cuckold, an Angolan cuckold
I grab Suraia, threaten her, and she faints
Everyone falls to the ground
Let's start the conversation