Vulgaris Magistralis

I am vulgaris magistralis
And I ride around on a mammoth

I cook my pot on a working volcano
I call a dinosaur a half rooster
Wodan and Donar are my distant relatives
But I haven't seen them in centuries

I live alone in the night
In the dark on the hunt

I am vulgaris magistralis
And I ride around on a mammoth
I am vulgaris magistralis
And on Sunday on a mastodon

A crazy professor had heard of me
And came tearing to the Achterhoek on his Solex
With cameras and lassos he hunts me
But my burrow has never been discovered and no one has seen me

I am a true champion
In a real vision

I am vulgaris magistralis
And I ride around on a mammoth
I am vulgaris magistralis
And on Sunday on a mastodon

I sneak through the forests of the Achterhoek
See the wild caught in my traps for the silver screen
At all hours I come out of my burrow
Mies Bouwman and Spielberg want me in the lead role

But they won't get me
No they won't get me
No they will never, never, never get me

I am vulgaris magistralis
And I ride around on a mammoth
I am vulgaris magistralis
And on Sunday on a mastodon

I am normalis archivadis
And I carve chronicles in the rock
I am vulgaris, if this is true
And I work on the ladies with my club