Es Gibt Reis, Baby
Helge Schneider
There's Rice, Baby
Hey Baby Baby, haha. I saw you lying on the balcony, you had nothing on. You were naked, you only had on what dear God gave you. Hey little little Gaby, I think that's your name. It doesn't matter what your name is. Hm Hm delicious, the candy was delicious last night. Ha the candy was delicious that I ate, before you existed in my fantasy. I invite you to come to my house and there shake your hair for me. Wild girl shake your hair for me, wild girl shake your hair for me, wild girl shake your hair. I know you think I'm shit! But come to me tonight, I have everything prepared. I vomited on the carpet and cleaned up the vomit. It was very very unappetizing. It even hurt, because I slipped with the dustpan and the arm. Right into the dustpan - ouch ouch ouch. My hand hurts from the rhythm device that I hit. Do you want to hear it?? Baby Baby I'll dress up when you come tonight. I'll put on the light green jersey suit. Hey baby come to me and shake your hair for me. Baby Baby shake your head hair for me. Wild girl shake your hair for me, wild girl shake your hair. I know you think I'm shit! But come to me tonight, there's something delicious to eat. I've shopped, I've shopped, I've bought us something delicious. There's rice! There's rice! There's rice! Baby Baby there's rice. You can choose a side dish, either small carrots or peas from the can. But come to my house and there shake your hair for me. Huhu. Little girl shake your hair - Haaaar. Wild girl shake your hair for me. Wild girl shake your hair. There's rice. Hey Baby Baby there's rice. Delicious delicious, Baby there's rice. I cook I cook, I cook I cook, I cook I cook for you just once then it's your turn. Wild girl it's worth it for you. There's delicious rice. Delicious delicious rice from the cooking bag. Don't tell your parents, it's better that way. Come to me, we'll sprawl on the couch. I'll slowly undress you. Nanana then I'll serve the rice in an apron, hahaha. Made of bacon. Lalalalal. Unfortunately, I've gained some weight lately and my belly hangs down like an apron, but I don't care if you come, then you come. To my house, it's good there. I've been there myself once. Yeah yeah yeah and again yeah. Then we fall asleep and the next day you start working. You start cleaning at 6 o'clock. Show me your hands, they're smaller than mine. That way you can clean the corners better. The connection is ideal wild girl!