Bonbon Aus Wurst
Helge Schneider
Candy Made of Sausage
She was really nice and had a pretty perm.
I kissed her in advance and took her home!
I showed her the basement and also the laundry room.
But she hardly cared about all those nice rooms!
It was the candy made of sausage that brought her luck - tingeling - candy made of sausage all night long.
Candy made of sausage, super big.
Candy made of sausage, totally awesome - tingelingelin!
She had a friend named Angelica.
She cooked like a pro and it always tasted good.
She liked to visit us, and when my girl wasn’t around,
Then she didn’t want any cake, it was clear to her!
It was the candy made of sausage that brought her luck - hui - candy made of sausage all night long - and everyone -
Candy made of sausage, totally awesome.
Candy made of sausage, super big! Hey little organ solo - hey - that’s enough, buddy!!
I wanted to be able to sing, really with a lot of charm.
So I took lessons from a lady I knew.
She sang the high C, but she definitely didn’t peek at her lesson plan!
It was the candy made of sausage that brought her luck - tingeling - candy made of sausage all night long.
Candy made of sausage, super big.
Candy made of sausage, totally awesome!
I also went swimming once in an indoor pool.
That’s when the accident happened, my candy got really hard.
Of course, all that water was the reason why.
The audience applauded for my routine!
It was the candy made of sausage lalalala hey!
Candy made of sausage lalalala.
Candy made of sausage, super big.
Candy made of sausage, totally awesome!
It was the candy made of sausage that brought her luck - hey - candy made of sausage all night long.
Candy made of sausage, super big.
Candy made of sausage in my pants! Lalalala... Hey! And that’s a wrap!