Ça M'énerve

I walk into Costes to have a drink
But the waitress is getting on my nerves
I don't have a reservation
I walk out looking like a fool
It annoys me, yes it annoys me
I have a gift to give
From Zadig & Voltaire
The sweater that says Rock
But it's out of stock

It annoys me
All those who wear bangs like Kate Moss
It annoys me
Lipstick is over, now it's all about gloss
It annoys me
All those who fit into size 34 slim jeans
It annoys me
Just the sight of a thong makes you want to shoot them
Shit!

In front of the VIP club, there are lots of Lamborghinis
I arrive on my Vespa, they tell me I can't come in
But it annoys me
I walk into Weston, a blonde on the phone
Asks me: Can I help you?
No, I didn't call for you
She annoys me, my God, she annoys me
I drank a mojito at the Billionaire
In the square, I vomited everything on the floor
I lost my coat check ticket
I can't find a taxi, ugh, it's a war!

It annoys me
All those who wear bangs like Kate Moss
It annoys me
Lipstick is over, now it's all about gloss
It annoys me
All those who drink rosé champagne
It annoys me
To forget that your feet hurt in Jimmy Choo's
It annoys me all the people waiting in line at Ladurée
All for some macarons from the Tourte
But well
They say they're good

It annoys me
All those who dance on the dancefloor like princesses
It annoys me
All those like you who listen to music way too loud
It annoys me
I go up to them and tell them with the jack: 'it annoys me'

All those who dance on the dancefloor like princesses
It annoys me
If you have the black card
Well, you'll see their asses
It annoys me
All those like you who listen to music way too loud
It annoys me
I go up to them and tell them with the jack: It annoys me