Ah ! c'qu'on est bien quand on est dans son bain

Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We make big bubbles, we play submarine
Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We sing under the foam for the neighbors

I’ve got my hard-bristled brush to wash my ears
The pumice stone for my feet and my pretty toes
Lotion for my beard and for my nice mustache
My pistachio syrup

Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We make big bubbles, we play submarine
Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We sing under the foam for the neighbors

Scrub my back real good, scratch me, scratch me
But don’t tickle me too much, don’t touch me under the arms

Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We make big bubbles, we play submarine
Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We sing under the foam for the neighbors

Pass me the loofah and the seaweed
The scissors to trim the hairs in my nostrils
But here comes the soap slipping from my hands
Where the hell is it?

Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We make big bubbles, we play submarine
Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We sing under the foam for the neighbors

Pass me the towel, my Japanese robe
Ah, never mind, that’s silly, why would I get out?

Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We make big bubbles, we play submarine
Ah, how great it is when you're in the bath
We sing under the foam for the neighbors

Oh, my sunshine