Ma pipe

My pipe my pipe my pipe my pipe
What have you done?
My pipe, where is my pipe?
Damn it!
It's always the same old story
I put my pipe in my drawer
And when I come back in the evening
There's no pipe in my drawer
You do it on purpose
To stop me
To stop me from smoking
{Spoken:}
So no more wine, no more TV
And now no more pipe
I might as well jump in the water then!
But beware... if... tomorrow night
I don't find my pipe in the drawer
I'll put in the whiskey you drink
I'll put, yes, rat poison
Rat poison
Give me my pipe, I want my pipe
For the love of pipes!
Give me my pipe, give it to me
Baby, or I'll give you, Baby, a big head
Watch out, doll says
Because I'll count to seven
After that, sweetheart
I'll light up a good... cigarette
After that, sweetheart!
I'll light up a good... cigarette
After that, sweetheart!
I'll light up a good... cigarette