Ma pipe

My pipe, my pipe, my pipe, my pipe
What the hell did you do?
My pipe, where's my pipe?
Damn it!
It's always the same story
I put my pipe in my drawer
And when I come home at night
There's no pipe left in my drawer
You're doing this on purpose to stop me
To stop me from smoking

So now no more wine, no more TV
And now no more pipe
Guess I might as well drown myself then!
But watch out, if tomorrow night
I don't find my pipe in the drawer
I'll put some rat poison in your whiskey
I'll put, yeah, rat poison
Rat poison
Give me my pipe, I want my pipe
Damn it!
Give me my pipe, hand it over
Baby, or I'll give you, Baby, a big headache
Watch out, doll, you see
'Cause I'm gonna count to seven
After that, cutie
I'll light up a nice cigarette

After that, cutie!
I'll light up a nice cigarette
After that, cutie!
I'll light up a nice cigarette