Tema de Historias Horribles (Latino)
Historias Horribles
Theme of Horrible Stories (Latino)
Cruel Tudors and Georgians
The Stuarts, Victorians
Endless stupid wars
Everyone's out to tear apart
Celts full of tortures
Just like the Egyptians
No Viking's deadlier
Than a medieval punishment
The Romans and their duels
Cavemen with missing teeth
Greeks are such fools
Man, the Middle Ages suck!
So much history to tell
A little mouse will teach us
The mysteries of the past. It’s begun
Horrible Stories!
All together we’ve learned
What the books don’t say
Tales of mediocrity
Vanity in spades
Advertising with no dignity
And that’s the harsh reality
Of the mysteries of the past. It’s over
Horrible Stories!
