Hades Destripando La Historia

He's the eldest son of Cronos
He eats him because he's crazy

Four other siblings were devoured
Avoiding Uranus' prophecy

Oh, by Zeus they are set free
In Tartarus they fought, recruited the Cyclopes
Ohhh they give them some gifts
One for each sibling
And they confront their father

Hades
Has a helmet
When he wears it, they can't touch him
Hades
With his siblings, they defeat Cronos and make a deal

In his kingdom, he controls everything
It's cool so he doesn't go out much
He has a black chariot
He has a super dog
He has his own river and a Greek ferryman

Ohhhh, he's looking for a queen
He sets his eyes on his niece and grabs her by the leg
Ohhh, Demeter gets angry
(If you don't find my daughter, there will be no more plants on earth)

Hades
My brother, let go of my daughter, don't be a pervert!
Hades
He gives her seeds for the journey, an appetizer

(Daughter, did you eat anything Hades gave you before leaving the underworld?
Yes, mom, these pomegranate seeds
You idiot! Now you'll have to spend 6 months a year with him and me
I'll be very sad and make the plants not grow
Alright then!)

Ohhh, two guys infiltrated
They got caught being cocky and they are
Left chained
Ohhh, Heracles shows up
Take Theseus with you
But he doesn't budge!

Hades
The most feared, actually doesn't give a damn
Hades
A divine being, it's very likely he's your uncle