El es... Rita la cantaora

He was a simple electrician,
but one stormy night,
fixing a telegraph pole
a strong electric shock
transformed all the cells in his body
and now... every time he gets irritated,
He is... Rita the singer.
HAHAHA
His real name is Eusebio, he is an honest worker.
Don't even think about getting on his nerves,
with a simple look of disgust
Eusebio breaks down, he is another man
You don't know him, Be careful with the face you make.
It was a rainy and windy night,
Eusebio was returning from headquarters,
I turn the corner and in a moment,
a couple of huge thugs wanted to steal...
poor Eusebio, they throw him to the ground,
when suddenly a shrill scream paralyzed them...
It's Eusebio... It's not possible, It's not possible
I don't understand... it's materially impossible.
Your small Adidas bag has been transformed into a purse
and his bald head is no longer bald, it is long hair
HA HA...
You've always heard of Rita,
but no one has seen her in the city.
A game is being organized,
come with me all those who know how to ride,
and in the hills, Rita hides,
and at night someone heard her sing.
It's Eusebio... It's not possible...
It's Eusebio... It's not possible...
It's Eusebio... It's not possible, It's not possible
I don't understand... it's materially impossible.
Your small Adidas bag has been transformed into a purse
and her bald head is no longer bald, it's long hair (x2)(Ondie, what longer hairs have grown out of me.)
(Story based on the story by Javier Molina: "Man Mona")