El es... Rita la cantaora

He was a simple electrician
But one stormy night
Fixing a telegraph pole
A strong electric shock
He transformed every cell in his body
And now every time he gets irritated
He is Rita the singer
Hahaha

His real name is Eusebio
He is an honest worker
Don't even think about getting on his nerves
With a simple look of disgust
Eusebio breaks down
He's another man, you don't know him
Be careful with the face you put on

It was a rainy and windy night
Eusebio returned from the central
He turned the corner and in a moment
A couple of huge thugs wanted to steal

Poor Eusebio is thrown to the ground
When suddenly a shrill scream paralyzed them
It's eusebio it's not possible, it's not possible
I don't understand, I don't understand!
It is materially impossible
Your small Adidas bag has been transformed into a handbag
And his bald head is no longer bald, it's a long mane
Ha ha!

Rita has always been heard of
And no one has seen her in the city
A game is being organized
Come with me all those who know how to ride
And in the hills, Rita hides
And at night someone heard her sing

It's eusebio, it's not possible, it's not possible
I don't understand... I don't understand!
It is materially impossible
Your small Adidas bag has been transformed into a handbag
And his bald head is no longer bald, it's a long mane

(story based on the story by Javier Molina: Monkey Man)