Lawrence de Arabia

I am part of an expedition,
to the Sahara desert
I only bring a shortbread cookie
and a bag of water.
I am Lawrence of Arabia,
and I'm not afraid of traps
no camel can resist me,
I'm front-page news in all magazines...

We have arrived at an oasis
full of Moors
we will kill five or six
and have a drink.
I am Lawrence of Arabia,
and I know the water is poisoned
don't drink, friends, it's a trap,
I always tell you to bring your own water...

They have all died, it always happens
and my camel is feeling unwell
damn Moors, what have you done,
with my expedition after all the effort it took
to convince them...

I am alone, on my expedition,
to the Sahara desert
I have eaten the shortbread cookie,
and I have no more water
But I, am Lawrence of Arabia!
And I'm not afraid of traps,
no camel can resist me
I'm front-page news in all magazines...