El Señor del Monoculo
Hugo Varela
The Lord of the Monocle
He was a monocle gentleman
with a gallbladder problem
and had a boil
in a very ridiculous place.
At twilight
feeling whimsical
he wanted to see a show
and left in his vehicle.
A lover of movies
he looked for a vernacular room
and entered a tiny cinema
to watch a Dracula one.
When he rested his cubicle
next to a big uppercase woman
he weighed like a scale
and a bond was established.
Here his gallbladder failed
he had a major problem
when reciting a verse
he accidentally let out a fart.
In a rush to give him a kiss
seeing that she was giving him trouble
he lost his beautiful monocle
between two big mounds.
With such a corpuscle
that ridiculous fat woman
squeezed him with her tentacles
and broke his collarbone.
The lady, in the end
trying to remove the accessory
made a miscalculation
and grabbed him by a tuber.
Screaming loudly
the monocle gentleman left,
trying to be whimsical,
but it turned out like crap.
