Ah, Osaka Dreamin' Night

It's the smack store
Freezing cold thermometer, minus four degrees
Hey, whose fault is it? The temperature, the temperature
A sudden white sugar trick to finish it off
Water flowing smoothly on the vertical surface
No intention of being swept away
Rather, soaked in my own color
There ain't no one who won't get wet, you know?
Listening to the beginning and the end, it's a strange rhyme
Rolling the dice back to the beginning
It's too late to struggle now
Are you ready? Red spider lily
I'm a tragic comedy, no. 1
No waiting, today the curtain rises
Punishing the foul-mouthed behind
Let's get this show on the road

Look at the bustling big city
Tonight, the spotlight is flickering
Don't let your guard down
Ladies & gentlemen
Don't let go, hold me tight
Ah, Osaka dreamin' night
Being noisy is just right
This is the style of Naniwa

They say I'm too quick to speak
Hey! Finish eating, swordsman
All the complainers are guilty
The smack store in the building

Rainy shelter
Freezing even under the scorching sun, melting even the ski slopes
A hand of cheating, a hand of counting cards
The mouse in the bag
A rain of blood, call me rainmaker
Tears and bells, call me rainmaker
Here's an umbrella
It's always raining, where's the naked baby, awaya dorei
But you were the one who got fooled
Not killing, not letting go
Teachers, bankers, doctors, lawyers
Those called death, all swindlers
I'm an MC, reading people, mastermind

Look at the bustling big city
Tonight, the spotlight is flickering
Don't let your guard down
Ladies & gentlemen
Don't let go, hold me tight
Ah, Osaka dreamin' night
Being noisy is just right
This is the style of Naniwa

They say I'm too quick to speak
Hey! Finish eating, swordsman
All the complainers are guilty
The smack store in the building

Oh, me? Uh, well... what should I do
Oh, I'm a laughingstock... Tsutsuji Mori
The continuation doesn't show up
Oh, no, what should I do, oh... sorry, what should I do

No, it's my turn, don't cut in line
If we team up, we'll be unstoppable!

Tsutsuji Mori, laughingstock
Honestly, no, it's just a bad pun
These puns here, they're bad
Tsutsuji Mori, laughingstock
No, you're not a bad kid

Tsutsuji Mori, laughingstock
So, sometimes love's whip, a European slap? [No, no!]
If you grab the mic, there's no turning back
A night of correction and shared happiness
Humans are less than animals, like a soldier
Training to be a top breeder!!!

Look at the bustling big city
Tonight, the spotlight is flickering
Don't let your guard down
Ladies & gentlemen
Don't let go, hold me tight
Ah, Osaka dreamin' night
Being noisy is just right
This is the style of Naniwa

They say I'm too quick to speak
Hey! Finish eating, swordsman
All the complainers are guilty
The smack store in the building