El Loco Soy Yo

I know they are looking for a crazy person.
They say he's as mad as a hatter.
I think it won't be long now
before they put him in a cage.

I am the crazy one, I am the crazy one...
and I'm here.

If they want to hunt me, they're out of luck.
The crazy one is me and I'm here
and be careful because you might die.

They say I'm dangerous... they say.
It's because I like to drink, like you.
The old folks say we have something feline about us,
but ask your father about Rudolph Valentino.

As crazy as he was, as crazy as you are
and so will be his children and then his grandchildren.
I am so crazy and I'm here
and be careful because you might die.