Mi Deporte Favorito

I'm a poor Don Juan from the backstreets,
Even though they call me Don Juan the Ballsy.
My French teacher initiated me
And since then I can't hold back.

My favorite sport is adultery.
What can I do if love never takes me seriously?
When alcohol goes to my head
My boldness makes up for my total lack of beauty.

I flirt in the saddest way known;
Using human weakness.
It's no secret even to the dumbest
That people trade sex for a little affection.

My favorite sport is adultery.
What can I do if love never takes me seriously?
When alcohol goes to my head
My boldness makes up for my total lack of beauty.

Here everything is very lonely and I know one day I'll fade away.
This can only get worse;
Sooner or later, youth will start to elude me.
I know the last adventure is approaching.
My eternal lonely night is coming near.

My favorite sport is adultery.
What can I do if love never takes me seriously?
When alcohol goes to my head
My boldness makes up for my total lack of beauty.