Alocatel

Hey, listen to everything I gotta say
I'm armed and dangerous, I'm pure rock & roll

If you set the table, make sure it’s not for two
'Cause there’s like 14 of us with a fierce hunger

If the jacket fits, wear it to dance
'Cause you’re gonna catch a cold and spread it to me

Grab the clarinet, I got the trombone
And we’ll make a band that doesn’t sound like Pink Floyd

I’m not nice here, not a good person
I don’t help old ladies get on the bus

I hope you expect very little from me
'Cause the little I have, I’m not sharing

I’m tired of the rich kids, daddy’s boys
Who think they’re rappers, surfers, emos, indies, and punks

Grab the tambourine, I’ll play the cowbell
And we’ll make a band that doesn’t sound like The Strokes

A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL

Hippies and rich kids with trendy hairstyles
Who think electronic music is the thing today

Look for me at night on all the news
'Cause they put a price on my head in formaldehyde

Take that vase and smash it on your head...
That way you’ll see your brain isn’t ham

Grab the clarinet, I got the trombone
And we’ll make a band that doesn’t sound like Pink Floyd

A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL

Hey, listen to everything I gotta say
I'm armed and dangerous, I'm pure rock & roll

If you set the table, make sure it’s not for two
'Cause there’s like 14 of us with a fierce hunger

If the jacket fits, wear it to dance
'Cause you’re gonna catch a cold and spread it to me

Grab the tambourine, I’ll play the cowbell
And we’ll make a band that doesn’t sound like The Strokes

A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL

A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL, A-LO-CA-TEL