La Tengo Chiquita

I got a little one, ah
But at least I know how to use it
My 8 centimeters are gonna please you
I'm not your average guy

I don't have money
Nah
But at least I know how to iron
I can sweep, mop, wash, and cook
I'm not your average guy

Yeah, I know I'm pretty ugly now
But at least I can dance
Reggaeton, cumbia, bachata, and metal rock
Classical, ballads, blues, merengue, and jazz
I'm not your average guy

You already know, babe, I'm not your average guy
My favorite show is always Malcolm in the Middle

Instead of working, I spend my time taking courses
But thanks to that, I throw you some slick speeches
Look, I'm not too bright, I barely pass school
I don't exercise either
My hip's a little crooked

But I can treat you like you deserve
I promise not to mess with you if you suddenly say 13
The little I offer, I give it with my heart
I’ll even give you what falls out of my pants

I never had women, nobody ever noticed me
That works for you because I got a new helmet
I formally invite you to give me a try
'Cause I’ve already trained it well on my own

I got a little one, ah
But at least I know how to use it
My 8 centimeters are gonna please you
I'm not your average guy

I don't have money
Nah
But at least I know how to iron
I can sweep, mop, wash, and cook
I'm not your average guy

You already know, babe, I'm not your average guy
I only inflate my bike tires with helium
If you text me, I reply in 3 seconds
I don't shower daily, and if I have to, I get annoyed
I know I'm pretty stale, but look, I make an effort

I brought you some chickpeas and a Chabelo movie
I know there are hotter, taller, and Christian guys
Who even have a pink cream-colored hole
Mine's dark and needs some maintenance
But with this diet, it always has fresh breath

I don't have any of the stuff that Dani Flow boasts about
I don't have a car, I'm a virgin, I like Dragon Ball
I'm not like all the other reggaeton guys
I started from the bottom, and I'm still at zero

I got a little one, ah
But at least I know how to use it
My 8 centimeters are gonna please you
I'm not your average guy

I don't have money
Nah
But at least I know how to iron
I can sweep, mop, wash, and cook
I'm not your average guy

I'm not your average guy
My last name's Lopez
And this is just another one from
Insulini