Un Tema De Mierda

(Here we go!)
(One, two, three, go)

How much shit is there in Germany?
How much shit so close to home?
How much shit is at your job?
How much shit do you have up your ass?

So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit

How much shit is in the governments?
How much shit is in the Vatican?
How much shit in the Armed Forces?
When the hell did I enter this world?

So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit

How many problems did oil bring us?
How many problems did Christopher Columbus cause?
How many problems does technology bring?
When the hell did I come to this planet?

So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit

How much shit is in your beliefs?
How much shit do you have in the fridge?
How much shit went up your nose?
And how much shit do you have up your ass?

So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit
So much shit, so much shit
So much, so much, so much shit
So much!
So much!

(Okay, okay, pass me a yogurt, Jorgito, pass me a yogurt)
(Pizzeria, good afternoon)
(Yeah, look, I’m calling on behalf of Dr. Alvarez)
(Yeah, tell me)
(I need you to come connect the gas)
(Ah, yeah, yeah, he called me)
(I’m his secretary)
(Well, I’m telling you again)
(This number you’re calling is a pizzeria, okay?)
(There’s no one here who does any kind of gas connection)
(I explained it to him and he doesn’t get it)
(Eh, look, the doctor, yeah, he treats intoxicated people all the time, uh-huh)
(How can we get him gas?)
(Look, it’s just that we don’t do connections, I’m telling you for real)
(Or they tried to pull a prank on us)
(Or they got the wrong number on the flyer, nothing to do with us)
(Yeah, the thing is there’s a lot of hunger, you know?)
(Did you know if it was a flyer?)
(We don’t do gas connections)
(You know what? The doctor needs to shower and wants to eat)
(I get it, I mean, if I could, yeah, I’d do it)
(But I swear, I have nothing to do with it)
(But don’t be mean)