メイドやめますか? 人間やめますか? (Quit Being a Maid? Quit Being a Human?)

Ugh, I’m so done!
I was never cut out to be a maid!
Hah, hah, hah
I’m quitting, I’m quitting— I’m really quitting!
Yikes!

Washing one plate, two plates, three plates, no matter how much I wash, there’s still a mountain of them
Washing four plates, five plates, six plates, leftovers from the ladies
Washing one pair of underwear, two pairs, three pairs, no matter how much I wash, there’s still a mountain of them
Washing four pairs, five pairs, six pairs, the ladies’ childish mess!

Waking up early, making breakfast, waking the ladies up and helping them get dressed
Cleaning all the rooms lined up, by noon I’m making lunch
In the afternoon, I have to brew tea, by evening I’m making dinner
Getting the ladies in the bath, by the time they’re asleep, the date has changed!

Repeating the same thing, should I quit being a maid? It’s driving me crazy
Asking myself the same thing, should I quit being human? Am I stupid?
Repeating the same thing, fate or whatever, it doesn’t matter anymore
I’ve reached my limit, I’m done with this place!

Oh, by the way, I actually quit being a maid the other day
Huh? You’ll hire me at Eientei? If you want me, I’d love to!

Chasing one rabbit, two rabbits, three rabbits, no matter how much I chase, they just won’t learn
Chasing four rabbits, five rabbits, six rabbits, it’s a prank paradise around Eirin
Hunting one NEET, two NEETs, three NEETs, no matter how many I take down, I’m still not bored
Hunting four NEETs, five NEETs, six NEETs, Eirin’s fed up, it’s a neglect hell

Waking up early, making breakfast, waking the rabbits up and feeding them
Cleaning the long hallway and the rooms, by noon I’m making lunch
In the afternoon, I’m stuck dealing with NEETs, by evening I’m making dinner
Chasing the rabbits and giving them a whack, yikes!

Repeating the same thing, should I quit being a maid? It’s driving me crazy
Asking myself the same thing, should I quit being human? Am I stupid?
Repeating the same thing, fate or whatever, it doesn’t matter anymore
I’ve reached my limit, I’m done with this place!

Oh, by the way, I actually quit being a maid the other day
Huh? You’ll hire me at Shirogane? If you want me, I’d love to!

Making meals one time, two times, three times, no matter how much I make, it’s still not enough
Making meals four times, five times, six times, Yuyuko’s got an endless monster stomach
Making meals ten times, twenty times, thirty times, no matter how much I make, it’s still not enough
Making meals a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times, Yuyuko’s got an endless monster stomach

Waking up early, making breakfast, by 10 AM it’s snack time
By noon I’m making lunch, by 3 PM it’s snack time
By evening I’m making dinner, by 10 PM it’s snack time
When the date changes, I’m making a late-night snack, yikes!

Repeating the same thing, should I quit being a maid? It’s driving me crazy
Asking myself the same thing, should I quit being human? Am I stupid?
Repeating the same thing, fate or whatever, it doesn’t matter anymore
I’ve reached my limit, this world can just disappear!

Should I quit being a maid? Should I quit being human?
Should I quit being a maid? Should I quit being human?
Should I quit being a maid? Should I quit being human?
Should I quit being a maid? Should I quit being human?

Repeating the same thing, it’s not just me, everyone, everyone
In this imperfect time, nothing changes, what’s the point?
Continuing to sing the same song, continuing to dance the same dance
Repeating the same mistakes, eventually the night breaks, and the moon sets

I had a dream like that, but what do you think, my lady?
Huh? You want to quit being a maid, you say?
It’s okay, as long as I’m alive, I’ll always be with you, my lady.