Me Has Jodido El Dia

Hey, Eden doesn't exist, go to hell
Up the ass, boy, you know who
I say come
I'm a bald guy but I don't have a penny but I'm alive

Hey, Eden doesn't exist, go to hell
Up the ass, boy, you know who
I say come
I'm a bald guy but I don't have a penny but I'm alive

Today I woke up happy and I want the world to know
My ex-girlfriend called me to tell me she still loves me
A yawn of happiness and a sparkle in my eyes
I have a good breakfast, coffee, toast, and jam

Combed, showered, shaved, I shower without hurry
Looking in the mirror, I practice my best smile
I go down to the street to this world of parody
And I greet neighbors on both sides who hate me

They dress in brand clothes and show off their convertible
I work 12 hours for a miserable salary
I would headbutt them, I want to drown them in their spa
Shove my dad's company up their ass

Look, we were never angels, nor criminals
I don't know why I love dogs, but I know why I hate people
Now I understand why your boyfriend is like a calzone dough
I saw you eat a banana, it turns me on

Your face is going to hurt, not from being so handsome
I was a prince and you turned me into a toad
You have to be an idiot to envy my flaws
I'm too real for such a perfect world

I'm blind, disgusting at the Marengo gate
You can't tear out my heart because I don't have one
Eyes to look at you and a mouth to insult you, yes
And a collection of new faces in case they break me

I'm a maqui, an Iraqi, more twisted than Kentucky
Operate your brain, not Elsa Pataky's breasts
And what do you do, what do you say, what do you hide, what do you show
Besides a nice ass and Brazilian groins

To hell, I stay here sitting thinking, smoking
Happy and depressed, I smile, crying
Damn, what a disgusting life, today I don't win even by cheating
I want to die tonight to be reborn Tampax

Hey, Eden doesn't exist, go to hell
Up the ass, boy, you know who
I say come
I'm a bald guy but I don't have a penny but I'm alive

Hey, Eden doesn't exist, go to hell
Up the ass, boy, you know who
I say come
I'm a bald guy but I don't have a penny but I'm alive

There's no clothes in the drawer, no hot water in the shower
Surely some bastard is thinking how to dress the dog
A whole life to work and you want me to soften
Every day waking up early, not even to fill the tank

And my neighbors wake up handsome
Me and the mirror haven't made deals in a long time
I'm late for work, who's going to cure me
Here the bosses suck blood like Dracula

Unstitched pants, stain on the shirt
The car dented, more hits than in a mass
I go half asleep in a hurry straight to the company
Among bosses, secretaries, under your table

I live in a social housing apartment
I sleep with the mortgage I can't pay
I have no children, no money, no social life
At home, I have my mattress and more clothes to dirty

I want to forget and nap on the couch
The intercom ringing, Jehovah's Witnesses
What the hell is happening to me, this is a shaman spell
Champagne to celebrate that I'm doing terribly

And I can't alleviate it, I've never tried caviar
I spend what little I have on the slot machines at the bar
I can't hold on
Among voices from beyond they say Mikel if you're alive

Hey, Eden doesn't exist, go to hell
Up the ass, boy, you know who
I say come
I'm a bald guy but I don't have a penny but I'm alive

Hey, Eden doesn't exist, go to hell
Up the ass, boy, you know who
I say come
I'm a bald guy but I don't have a penny but