Jožin Z Bažin

I'm driving to camp in a Škoda hundred to Orava
I'm in a hurry, that's why I'm risking, driving through Morava
There's a monster there, coming out of the marsh
He especially likes people from Prague, his name is Jožin

Jožin from the marsh is creeping through the muck
Jožin from the marsh is getting closer to the village
Jožin from the marsh is sharpening his teeth
Jožin from the marsh bites, sucks, strangles
Who would have thought of Jožin from the marsh
Only the crop-dusting airplane is effective

I was passing through the village on the way to Vizovice
The chairman welcomed me, told me over slivovice
Whoever brings Jožin, dead or alive
I'll give him my daughter and half of the collective farm

I said: Give me, chairman, the plane and the powder
I'll bring you Jožin, I don't see any problem in that
The chairman agreed, in the morning I took off
The powder from the plane fell nicely on Jožin

Jožin from the marsh is all white now
Jožin from the marsh is sawing his way out of the muck
Jožin from the marsh reached the stone
Jožin from the marsh, here he is, amen
I caught Jožin, I'm holding him, johoho
Every penny is good, I'll sell him to the ZOO