No Cuentes Conmigo

I don't always have a beautiful woman in every port,
but I always look for a port in every woman...
I suddenly knew that some loves are better off lost,
but never before finding them...

I distrust to the bone those who are always happy,
I prefer beauties without so much fuss...

If you want to make me fall in love, don't take me seriously,
and don't even think about putting ice in the wine...

If you're looking for an elegant love, don't count on me,
there are very rough nights when one is wounded...

And if I say I'm going to take care of you, look at me sideways,
I have the habit of breaking pockets,
damn habit of ruining what is loved...

Frankly, I don't care a damn about saving the planet,
it hurts me very little if there's ozone or not...
Just like you, I never desire my neighbor's wife,
except on Mondays, rainy Fridays, and some Januarys...

I distrust even the molars of those who say 'see you later',
and of those who always walk around with two fewer drinks...

If you plan to leave me, don't warn me in advance,
and never leave me your forgetfulness as a memory...

If you're looking for a perfumed love, don't dream of me,
there are very dirty nights when one is wounded...

And if I say 'I don't plan on losing you...' look at me sideways,
I have the habit of breaking pockets,
damn habit of waking up asleep...