Se Dice de Mí

They say about me
They say about me
They say I'm fierce
That I walk on the dark side
That I'm crooked and I move
With a bossy air
That I look like Leguisamo
My nose is pointy
My figure doesn't help
And my mouth is a mailbox

If I chat with Luis, with Pedro or with Juan
Talking about me, the men are
Critiquing if I've lost my way
They notice if I come or go

Many things are said
But if the package doesn't interest
Why do they lose their minds
Occupying themselves with me
I know many despise my company
And they sigh and die when they think of my love
And more than one melts if I sigh
And they stay if I look at them, huffing like a ford

If I'm ugly
Let's say
That I haven't found out yet
In love, I only know
That I left many fools in the dust

They may say, they may talk
And whisper, and bray
But the ugliness that God gave me
Many women envied me
And they won't say that I fooled them
Because I've always been modest
I am like this

And they hide from me
They hide that I have
Dreamy eyes
Also other charms
That cause a sensation
If I'm fierce, I know, on the other hand
I have doll-like skin
Those who say I'm crooked
Haven't seen me in a nightgown
Men criticize my voice
The way I walk, my appearance, my cough

Critiquing if I've lost my way
They notice if I come or go, or if I went
Many things are said
But if the package doesn't interest
Why do they lose their minds
Occupying themselves with me

I know there are many who despise my company
And they sigh and die when they think of my love
And more than one melts if I sigh
And they stay if I look at them, huffing like a ford
If I'm ugly, let's say
That I haven't found out yet
In love, I only know
That I left many fools in the dust

They may say, they may talk
And whisper, and bray
But the ugliness that God gave me
Many women envied me
And they won't say that I fooled them
Because I've always been modest
I am like this