Pepino

I was the land
A genuine plot
I prepared for watermelon
'Cause the price is going up
I spent the cash
I was broke as a joke
They sent the wrong seeds
Only cucumber grew

I don't want any more cucumbers
I don't want any more cucumbers
Not the thick ones or the thin ones
I suffer from my gut
God save us from cucumbers, my love (Antonio)

Get that cucumber outta here, Antonio
I'm coming back, my love
Oh, not this again

I dated Mr. Guerino's daughter
The wedding set for the Divine festivities
One day the old man said with feeling
I can only dress the bride at cucumber harvest

I can't take any more cucumbers, Antonio
You can handle it, my love! It's Japanese cucumber
Then I can handle it!

This veggie was tearing me apart
I got tested and had surgery
They discharged me, I was coming home
I got home, my wife smiled and said
She hugged me and said, honey
There's cucumber soup

I can't take any more cucumbers, woman
Give some to Antonio
Whoa, get that thing outta here
Then I'm gonna shove it in my pocket and leave