Cucumber

I was the land
A genuine plot
I prepared for watermelon
'Cause the price is going up
I spent the cash
I was broke as a joke
They sent the wrong seeds
Only cucumber grew

I don't want any more cucumbers
I don't want any more cucumbers
Not the thick ones or the thin ones
I suffer from my gut
God save us from cucumbers, my love (Antonio)

Get that cucumber outta here, Antonio
I'm coming back, my love
Oh, not this again

I dated Mr. Guerino's daughter
The wedding set for the Divine festivities
One day the old man said with feeling
I can only dress the bride at cucumber harvest

I can't take any more cucumbers, Antonio
You can handle it, my love! It's Japanese cucumber
Then I can handle it!

This veggie was tearing me apart
I got tested and had surgery
They discharged me, I was coming home
I got home, my wife smiled and said
She hugged me and said, honey
There's cucumber soup

I can't take any more cucumbers, woman
Give some to Antonio
Whoa, get that thing outta here
Then I'm gonna shove it in my pocket and leave

  1. Minha Mãe É Uma Santa
  2. Meu Xodó
  3. Burro Empacador
  4. Doce de Coco
  5. Cachorro Valente
  6. Degrau da Fama
  7. Desencoste da Chiquinha
  8. Ladrão De Terra
  9. Ninho de Cobra
  10. Peão da Cidade
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