Mini, Mini, Mini

Small, small, small
Everything's tiny in our lives
Mini-moke and mini-skirt
Mini-ugly and Lilliput
He's a mini Doctor Schweitzer
Mini mini, it’s lacking air
Mini-skirt and mini-mock
Miniature, what the hell am I mocking?
Ministry and terminus
Minimum and minibus

Small, small, small
Everything's tiny in our lives
Mini-moke and mini-skirt
Mini-ugly and Lilliput
He's a mini Doctor Schweitzer
Mini mini, it’s lacking air
Mini, mini, mini
Mini, mini, mini, mini

I prefer the maxis
Maxi-moke and maxi-skirt
Maxi-ugly and maxi-whore
He's a maxi Doctor Schweitzer
Maxi maxi, it breathes air
Maxitère and termaxus
Maximum and maxibus
Maxistère and termaxus
Maximum and maxibus
Maxistère and termaxus