Et moi, et moi, et moi

Seven hundred million Chinese
And me, and me, and me
With my life, my little home
My headache, my liver pain
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

Eighty million Indonesians
And me, and me, and me
With my car and my dog
His Canigou when he barks
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

Three or four hundred million blacks
And me, and me, and me
Who go to the tanning salon
To the sauna to lose weight
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

Three hundred million Soviets
And me, and me, and me
With my quirks and my tics
In my little bed with goose feathers
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

Fifty million imperfect people
And me, and me, and me
Who watch Catherine Langeais
On television at my place
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

Nine hundred million starving
And me, and me, and me
With my vegetarian diet
And all the whiskey I drink
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

Five hundred million South Americans
And me, and me, and me
I'm completely naked in my bath
With a girl who cleans me
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

Fifty million Vietnamese
And me, and me, and me
On Sundays hunting rabbits
With my rifle, I'm the king
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

Five hundred billion little Martians
And me, and me, and me
Like a fool from Paris
I'm waiting for my end-of-month check
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life

I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life
I think about it and then I forget
That's life, that's life