Un Burdo Rumor

I don't know your scales, so you are very in control
Going around saying that I have it too small
It's not its size, to be honest
Outside the law of relativity
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
It is certainly a crude rumor

But since I see that you are so nosy
It goes from mouth to mouth and it's the talk of the town
Instead of hiding it like the ostrich would do
I take my measures, let there be light
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
I have done a survey around me

Thirteen interested parties responded to this survey
Of which one does not know, does not answer
And in the other twelve? Division as you will see
Half of them turned against me, that is, six
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
Six others are frankly in favor

And if there were reproaches, they were, in short
For its performance, not for its volume
And there was also a lot of praise
They must be attributed to a fourth dimension
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
I am sometimes very punctual

My wife even said: Although I prefer
As you already know, the gardener's
If you are interested, put that you are on par
Only yours is much less familiar
And, although strictly speaking
It's not better
For being older or younger
He never forgets to bring me a flower

It is miserable, sordid, and I would even say gloomy
Putting everything into the metric system
Don't be on your period longer than is natural
I assure you girl that this can be fatal
And, although strictly speaking
It's not worse
For being older or younger
If I were you, I would consult the doctor
Igor Lopez