Jeff The Killer Vs Jason Voorhees
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Jeff The Killer Vs Jason Voorhees
They told me they would put
An interesting rival
Not an idiot of 2 meters
With a creepy look
But what does it matter
Even if it's disappointing
I will have no mercy
Because I'm going to mutilate you
The hunt begins now
I'm the annihilator
The ruthless killer that
Everyone fears
Welcome to the terror-show
Now you're under my feet
I'll slice you up
Maybe 9, maybe 10?
I can't decide
There are so many ways to kill you
With my rhymes, with knives
With fire to burn you
I'll wrap you in flames
Like Kruger happened
And I'll cut off your head
Like your mom happened
Terror is slowly approaching
Crystal Lake
You will all be witnesses
Stay to watch
The defeat of the greatest
Killer of all time
Now it will be me
The one causing suffering
Your last words?
Shit!
You can't speak
Even if you're given a voice
For this rap battle
Say it
Jeff the fucking boss
No one can beat me
You look very tired
Why don't you go to sleep?
Why do you sing victory?
You look like a retard
No wonder your parents
Were killed
By a crazy person like you
If I had been Liu
I'd feast on your guts
With BBQ sauce
This Friday the 13th has
Caused me bad luck
They put me with a kid
With cuts on his cheeks
Trash like you only deserve death
And you will suffer
A lot when you feel
My machete!
Everyone in the world knows me as the king
Of Halloween, not like you
With that gay wig
Don't you dare look for me
I'm like a shadow
I'll make mincemeat out of you
Like I do in Mortal Kombat
Why the hell do you challenge me?
If I'm immortal
From the fear you have of me
I'll give you brain damage
Well, more than you already have
You'll meow like a cat
Because Jason wants blood
And I'm going to gut you for a while
You make me laugh a lot
Tell me
Why is that?
It must be your face behind
That mask
How horrible you look
Everyone prefers my look
I have many fanboys, tell me
How many do you have?
Everyone despises you
That's why they bullied you
Why the hell are you scary!?
A Furby has scared me more
I'll make you suffer
Like Miley has
And cutting your face
As if you were Smiley
Your clown look
Of course it makes me laugh
It reminds me of how pathetic
That damn It is
Fanboys of what the hell?
They haven't even made a movie about you
I have a whole saga
And a movie against Freddy
I don't feel embarrassed against a kid like you
They always put you in battles
Against Slenderman
That's why you're known on YouTube channels
Because all your creepypastas
Make me want to cry
If it were up to me
I would invent a creepypasta
Jeff the fucking boss: The one
Who always crushes Jason
It would be fun
Don't you think, egghead?
And now get away from me
I don't want to see you again
Friday the 13th: The Resurgence
Jason will make you suffer
Jeff wig and sissy
Will be the one to die
It will be my next movie
My legacy will continue
Want a little spoiler?
You die in the end