Deadpool vs Thanos Rap

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Deadpool vs Thanos Rap

[Deadpool]
D.P. the ultimate killer
Entering any showdown with style
I'm more recognized and more brutal than John Wick
You're the most powerful titan? I don't know, man

The best villain that annoys
No one wants an old lesbian with a knee head
I'm here to take you down from your high horse
I'm the one who shoots, just call me wonder boy

The party lights up
'Cause daddy has arrived
Superheroes start running
When they see me with the safari hat
Everyone screams 'What?'
Because they know they won't stand a chance

What's up, dude, got a problem?
If you want to come and grab the gem
I have here, you want me?
Then come here, bread head, we're gonna have fun

And in the death match, watch how time flies
Deadpool against Thanos, okay
Everyone come, this is on fire
And now try your luck like in a lottery
If yours loses everything in this round
You'll have to accept it even if it hurts

[Thanos]
Kneel before your king, Deadpool
Or you'll be messed up, ask Hulk
Tell me, where were you when I stepped on Earth?
Probably scared under a rock

I erased half of the universe
I can do this... And you disappear completely
I want to have some fun with this rat
That looks like Logan but in a cheap imitation

Get ready, so
I can kick your ass
Like in karate, stand up
I'm Jackie Chan
But I don't speak gibberish
And now that I think about it
Trade this clown for a real X-men

I give the Marvel bad guys a lesson
Seriously, I'm in the next phase
Bring me the dragon warrior
I've searched everywhere and only find this bastard

I fall from the sky and when I arrive, Bye Bye
No one beats me doing a dance in Fortnite
Think who's gonna kill me? No one
Not even if you merge with Shaggy, Yamsha, and Hawkeye

Shove the glove up your ass
I record for YouTube, while you jump with Zaboomafoo
I'm sorry Deadpool, you seemed cool
But the next clown to fall will be you

And in the death match, watch how time flies
Deadpool against Thanos, okay
Everyone come, this is on fire
And now try your luck like in a lottery
If yours loses everything in this round
You'll have to accept it even if it hurts

[Deadpool]
Shut up Thanos, you're such a pain
Grab your bags and go back to your swamp
Go visit your brother Barney
(And I thought you cared about me too, uh)

No one can beat me in the flow
You're too slow
Look at the time, your show is ending
Jota sends his regards

[Thanos]
Jota?

[Deadpool]
Yeah
The one who kicks your balls directly into your mouth

[Thanos]
Ha! What a joke, Joker
Here's an example of why to use a condom
I'll finish it before it breeds
And I'll see the dawn of a world without this crap

Don't be discouraged, you have my respect
For walking around showing that face
Like a fetus, indeed, a complete idiot
Like the Avengers, you'll succumb, insect

[Deadpool]
And today... I'll be a legend today
Killing because I go
Winning the battle of who's fiercer

[Thanos]
And I... Rapping because I am
Walking because I am
The one who takes the cup and you're out

And in the death match, watch how time flies
Deadpool against Thanos, okay
Everyone come, this is on fire
And now try your luck like in a lottery
If yours loses everything in this round
You'll have to accept it even if it hurts

And in the death match, watch how time flies
Deadpool against Thanos, okay
Place your bets, who wins the race?
And now turn up the music, even your grandma dances here
If they face each other again in the future
You decide if you want the sequel or not

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