Freddy Fazbear VS Slenderman

Boo!

I arrived to give you a beating
A massacre is coming at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza
Even the phone guy will be scared shitless
Because he'll be responsible for arranging your burial
Do you know who I am?

Obviously you know
Everyone knows me as the terror of the streets
Of the forests, hospitals, mazes, and mansions
Sanatoriums, warehouses, and amusement parks

I admit it was me
Who burned down your park
But your lack of brains wasn't caused by me
And now you're attacking anyone you see
Screaming like crazy, do you have diarrhea?
Don't turn around because it could be fatal
I'm much scarier than springtrap's screamer
How many animals will I have to kill today?
Tell Foxy to help you because you won't escape

Ladies and gentlemen
Today I'll tell you a story
I'll be very precise if my memory doesn't fail
The tale is based on the defeat of scum
Who thinks he's a giant
And is nothing but trash

How are you, Slendy?
You arrived in my territory at midnight
Welcome to purgatory

Where are you? I can't see you

Did you go hide already?
Or did you go rape children like you always do?
Look me in the eyes when I'm answering you
Where the hell is your face? I'm not joking
You're a bad copy with Enderman's tuxedo
Mixed with the face of damn Pepsiman

Even a little cupcake would give you a good beating
You're so, so skinny like a candle wick
I dedicate a song to you
With 2 shots of tequila
Because my next theme will be: Peter the eel

Are you trying to beat me?
You seem to be in a hurry
Relax a bit, come
Buy me a pizza
Who the hell do you think you are?
What can you do to me?
It would be harder for me
To fight Winnie the Pooh

I don't know if it's me or if I'm a bit high
How many damn Freddys are there?
From black to golden
But I prefer the old one
The one with the claws
Not the one that makes me sleepy
With his bad little songs

There's only one Freddy
The one who's defeating you
You still haven't realized
That I'm getting closer
So skinny and slow?
And also a bit slow
Instead of the slender man
It'll be the delayed man

What do your notes say?
Honestly, I don't understand
You're bad at drawing
You'd better keep sleeping
You look a lot like Puppet
You can't fool me
Survive 5 nights until 6 in the morning

I'll take care of your job if you ask me to stay
I'll survive 5 nights, 5 months if you want
Your animatronics will be scared shitless
When they find out this guard has come from hell
It must be winter because of how pale you are
You look like a chocolate-covered ice cream
Tell me, are you aware of who you came to challenge?
Decided, Freddy Fazbear has won this fight