Son Cosas

I'm going to tell you one that happened to me
Let's see if anyone identifies

Hey, I woke up, went back to sleep and woke up again
University was at eight and my exam at ten
It was nine forty, I didn't realize
But I turned off the alarm and didn't hear it ring like ninety times
I flew out of bed and to the shower, then two French breads
And outside the taxi was waiting
And to my bad luck, I left the keys and wallet inside

The consequence of my action
Was that I had to call my mom who didn't answer
I thought she was working but no
Because there was something I didn't know that I would tell next, I

Had no choice but to climb, for that my place had a garage
High and bushes so they wouldn't break in
But who would have imagined that I would have
To act like a thief for forgetting my keys

But of course, the alarm was activated
And of course I thought about it, but after it rang
And failed because it was on the floor, the neighbors laughed at my misfortune
But when I slid, with the trunk facing inwards
I thought I could remember the code if I focused
To deactivate that violent sound, which was already causing confusion outside

So I entered, deactivated it, turned it off, remembered the code
You don't know the joy I felt, but serious what was coming
Because just then the doorbell rang, it was the neighbor who drew attention

An alarm for robberies at ten in the morning because
Of course, in my place, almost nothing ever happens, I replied
I told her it was my mistake, after a scolding she left and I
Like Don Ramón wanting to throw the hat
The only thing I was throwing were my notes for the written exam I would have arrived at
If it weren't for an alarm, or if I did things calmly

I went to the room to get the keys and wallet
I had three coins of two thousand to pay the fare
Then I remembered the taxi was outside, I had to cancel it right away for it to leave

I almost think, what am I doing
Because I improvise all the time and do everything at the last moment
Surely it's my style, the problem is that I get impatient
All that in my mind, but the clock kept ticking

It was ten o'clock, the exam had already started
I took out my things and rushed out, hopeful, to arrive on time
I ran through the kitchen but knocked over the blender

And it broke and of course as if I knew how to sweep
If my mom finds out, oh, oh, oh, what awaits me
What was I doing sweeping, I thought about my bad luck
I had to be strong but in my mind

The scene of the closed room with everyone was already appearing
So I called the taxi to arrive and no way
I sent a message to my mom almost instinctively
With a heart to make it look nice

And now with the wall destroyed almost unpainted
The things that can happen only if I get distracted
I grabbed my phone and found out right there
That the only thing I didn't know was that it was Sunday

They had gone out and left me a note
That they would pick me up at ten thirty and to leave food for the pets
How could I be so stupid?
Luckily I'm not one of those people who explode

Because of course, I swore it was Monday
And I was looking for explanations for not so common confusions
I felt like a fool
But I told my friends and all they did was smile and

They left laughing, also my mom
My dad, my brother, and you, who just listened to me
Because, I can be absent-minded and many other things
But the good thing is that I always have stories to tell

Hey
I always have stories to tell, bro
Hey
I always have stories to tell
To tell
I always have stories to tell
Check it out bro

To tell, to tell, to tell
To tell, to tell, to tell
To tell