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Little kids faceplant on the ground
The bride's drooling at the wedding show
Old folks capsize right in the lake
A cake lands in a low-cut dress
When they show stuff like this on TV,
It's crazy how the mood just lifts
They sing screw you, screw you, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!

All this bores me to no end,
But there are things I’d find funny:

When Inspector Rex, the big hero,
Falls into the hands of the dogcatcher,
When Tic Tac T..., the female rappers,
Start lip-syncing with the wrong lyrics,
Then I sing screw you, screw you, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!

When Aaron Carter, that sweet kid,
Is sinking in a cesspool,
When Caught In The Act, the model boys,
Suddenly all have the clap,
Then I sing screw you, screw you, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!

It’s not fair, but what can you do?
Best to just laugh at others.

We humans, that’s just how we are,
We don’t care about any standards.
When someone else loses,
We’re really amused,
We just love to revel in their misfortune.

When Michael Jackson’s nose tip
Falls off because of... uh... summer heat,
When Pamela Anderson, that hot piece,
Has the pressure leak from her left breast,
Then I sing screw you, screw you, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah!

That’s how it was back then and how it is now,
Best to laugh at other people.

We humans, that’s just how we are,
We don’t care about any standards.
When nothing happens to you,
And someone else loses,
When it happens to the other guy,
We’re really amused,
We just love to revel in their misfortune!