La Wea Resplandeciente (Himno de Latinoamérica)

The shining weird thing
Leaves the Chileans enchanted
Pisco is Peruvian
So stop saying stupid things

It's said that in Peru they eat pigeons
That in Bolivia they surf without having a sea
That an Argentine's nose reaches the Moon

I want to know if in Mexico they will jump Trump's wall
If Venezuelans want to sell their arepas
Which are not as tasty as my tamale

Maybe they still think
That Latin Americans live apart
But everyone should know
That we troll each other much more thanks to the internet

The shining weird thing leaves the Chileans enchanted
And the Ecuadorians, I think they migrated from Wakanda
Everyone thought this song was only going to troll Chileans
I've teased them, because here we are going to laugh at everyone equally

Paraguay goes unnoticed, but the truth
Is that they also don't have a sea
Argentina Uruguay
Don't like being told they speak the same

And those 3, Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana
I don't know if they speak Spanish
Brazilians still lament the 7-1
I don't know how to include Colombia
Without sounding offensive about the cocaine issue
And I can't think of anything else
I don't know what to say about Central Americans

The shining weird thing
Left the Latinos enchanted
Everyone has sung, we understand each other
Because we speak Spanish

Oh, Spain was not invited
To this party where we troll each other
We must show solidarity
Come on, here we are going to laugh, about your vital vibe