Receta Para Un Filtro De Amor Infalible
Joan Manuel Serrat
Recipe for an Infallible Love Filter
The whole secret of an infallible love filter is hidden in an intimate garment recently used. Get one from the selected person. If you can do it personally, even better. Cut it into strips so it releases the juice, and in a dry place, away from the cat, without giving it sun, let it macerate for a month with mint and alcohol and forget about the pleas and spells. And as the endless days go by, sew it with your proverbial gallantry. Send her flowers several times a day and suggest meeting her parents. And if she still persists in her negative attitude, season the intimate elixir with navel lint and slowly, with Cupid's arrow wood, let it boil and let it simmer. Beforehand, a mixture has been prepared with the most beautiful love phrases ever written, a pinch of stardust and a petal from a freshly beheaded rose. Add it dissolved in snow water with the first boil. Stir the bottom so it doesn't stick and melt doubts and fears. And when you see the juice turn the color of those eyes that dazzle you when they smile, remove it from the fire and let it cool for a couple of hours and strain it. Mix a quart of nectar in a liter of absinthe and in a transparent glass cup, alone or with ice, according to each one's taste, serve it to a candid and predisposed person. And if this potion fails, try with tangible materials. Covering her in diamonds or building her a floor are good ingredients for infallible love filters.