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My mother-in-law hit on me the other night when I showed up
(My mother-in-law hit on me the other night when I showed up)
She mistook me for my father-in-law, I don’t know what the hell was going on
(She mistook me for my father-in-law, I don’t know what the hell was going on)

My mother-in-law hit on me and she didn’t seem mad at all
(My mother-in-law hit on me and she didn’t seem mad at all)
I, who love her daughter so much, if it was a joke, what a pain!
(I, who love her daughter so much, if it was a joke, what a pain!)

There you have me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Defending my skin (yeah, yeah)
I wonder, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Does she hate the old man that much?

There you have me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Defending my skin (yeah, yeah)
Tell me, tell me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Do I look like the old man?

When my girlfriend arrived, she changed the subject real quick
(When my girlfriend arrived, she changed the subject real quick)
She said she was having trouble seeing and mistook me in a blink
(She said she was having trouble seeing and mistook me in a blink)

I’m gonna get my mother-in-law an appointment with an eye doctor
(I’m gonna get my mother-in-law an appointment with an eye doctor)
To check her out completely, especially her sight
(To check her out completely, especially her sight)

There you have me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
With that old hag (yeah, yeah)
And you know, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
How much I love her daughter (yeah, yeah)

There you have me, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
With that old hag (yeah, yeah)
And you know, buddy (yeah, yeah, yeah)
How much I love her daughter