Los Perros

My mother-in-law set her dogs on me the other night when I arrived
(My mother-in-law set her dogs on me the other night when I arrived)
He mistook me for my father-in-law, I don't know what the hell was going on
(He mistook me for my father-in-law, I don't know what the hell was going on)

My mother-in-law set the dogs on me and she didn't look angry
(My mother-in-law set the dogs on me and she didn't look angry)
I love your daughter so much, if it was a joke, how annoying
(I love your daughter so much, if it was a joke, how annoying)

There you have me, my friend (yes, yes, yes)
Defending one's skin (yes, yes)
I wonder, my friend (yes, yes, yes)
Does he hate the old man so much?

There you have me, my friend (yes, yes, yes)
Defending one's skin (yes, yes)
Tell me, tell me, my friend (yes, yes, yes)
If I look like the old man

When my girlfriend arrived, she went off on a tangent
(Upon my girlfriend's arrival, she went off on a tangent)
He said that his eyesight was bad and I was suddenly confused
(He said he had bad eyesight and suddenly got confused)

I'm going to make an appointment for my mother-in-law with an eye doctor
(I'm going to make an appointment for my mother-in-law with an eye doctor)
Have him checked out everything, especially his eyesight
(Have him checked everything, especially his eyesight)

There you have me, my friend (yes, yes, yes)
With the old bitch (yeah, yeah)
And you know, my friend (yes, yes, yes)
How I love your daughter (yes, yes)

There you have me, my friend (yes, yes, yes)
With the old bitch (yeah, yeah)
And you know, my friend (yes, yes, yes)
How I love your daughter