Merdley (SOS Miquinhos)
João Penca & Seus Miquinhos Amestrados
Merdley (SOS Miquinhos)
I’m crazy in love
With a girl who’s got just two teeth
And her hair shines like a pot scrubber
She’s got no talent
Just makes a living
And on top of that, she’s got a discharge
Oh, oh
Hey! Grab my la, la, la
She’s not that great, oh, oh
She’s not that great
Beautiful girl, I adore you
Pure girl like a flower
My doll, you’ll take
And our love will grow
Close your eyes and feel
Two meters and thirty
It’s little, but it’s everything for you
I don’t know how it is
For the other boys
But mine, ha, can still grow
I drove into Augusta
At a hundred and twenty
I was clearing out the cobwebs
Polished my bald head without any Vaseline
Leaning against the little wall on the corner
Go, go Tony
Go, go, my dude
And I thought your finger was big
If you want to give it to me
And think I’ve got a little one
You’re mistaken, babe, come on hot, it’s already growing
If you want to give it to me
And think I’ve got a little one
You’re mistaken, babe, come on hot, it’s already growing
You can take yours
'Cause mine’s the size of a train
Just like you
I’ve already had more than a hundred
Come on hot, it’s already growing
And she’s awful
And she’s awful
Spreads fear wherever she goes
And she’s awful
And she’s awful
Scares the mom
Scares the dad
And she’s awful
And she’s awful
Spreads fear wherever she goes
And she’s awful
And she’s awful
Scares the mom
Scares the dad