S.O.S Miquinhos (versão censurada)

I'm madly in love
With a girl who only has two teeth
And her hair looks like a scrubbing pad
She has no talent
Just earns for a living
And on top of it all, she has a discharge

Take my doll, please
Leave all that and come play love (play love)
Beautiful girl, I adore you
Pure girl like a flower
My coolest doll
And our love will grow

Close your eyes and feel two meters and thirty
It's not much, but it's all for you
I don't know how it is
For other boys
But mine can still grow

I entered Augusta street at 120 per hour
I started getting rid of spider webs
Polished my bald head without using vaseline
Leaning against the corner wall

Go, go, Tony
Go, go, my man
And I thought your finger was big

If you want to give it to me
And think I have a small one
You're wrong, my dear
You can come hot because it's already growing
But if you want to give it to me
And think I have a small one
Nah, nah, nah, you're wrong, my dear
You can come hot because it's already growing

You can take yours off
Mine is the size of a train
Like you, I've already had over a hundred
You can come hot because I'm boiling

And she's horrible, and she's horrible
Spreads fear wherever she goes
And she's horrible, and she's horrible
Scares the mother, scares the father
And she's horrible, and she's horrible
Spreads fear wherever she goes
And she's horrible, and she's horrible
Scares the mother, scares the father