Semos Diferentes

After cleaning the facade of the scum
From the comfort of the citizen
Patrolling a crumbling street
For stoners and Ottomans

Before it's too late, open a season
A blind seer whispered to me
And I registered in Marbella
In a five-star suite
With my toothpick
Swaggering on the side
Where the big shots call the shots
The jet set of the delinquent

Where the sheiks
Whiten the checks
Of petrodollars
And confuse Don Quixote
With a bar of gold
Of Pepsi cola

Without kagebés, in the CIA
There are plenty of spies
And consequently
James Bond seems obsolete
No secret service
Hires agents like Torrente

In Stockholm and in Canada
In Cannes and in Bogotá
If you ask for a snack in a bar
They call you crazy

In Malasaña and in Washington
In San Remo and in Hong Kong
My Atleti, my Spain, and I
We are different
Lo lailo lailo lo lailo la
Lo lailo lo lailo la
I say it as I dance it
And so on

I benefited from all and none
The Interpol and the tuna brats
Complained of mistreatment
Illustrated my shoes

If fortune occasionally cheated on me
It was fraudulently
The homeland is a whore
Except for my mother and my sister
There's no pussy that's not for sale

I shit on the American detectives
Living in Beverly Hills of the rents
Where the kings more goldwin meyers
From the deck
Show off Mortadelo with hair growth
From the sales
The boy from Scotland Yard
Bullfights just okay
And consequently
Sherlock Holmes feels insecure
To cut off the ears
You have to have them like Torrente

In Acapulco and in Estoril
In Marrakech and in Dublin
There's more stress than in Madrid
And less atmosphere

In Monte Carlo, in Honolulu
In Jakarta and in Moscow
They lack a Puerto Banús
(We are different)

Torrente says it
Who is a server
Who to the Mata Haris
Takes a photo
Sells them a bike
Steals their watch
Ask Fari
And Tony Leblanc
Who are number ones
Of the fan clubs
In a virtual way
Because I get it done
Without putting the pot
They call me the arm
Stupid of the law
Two and two are five, I'll screw you
Minus one, six what?
And all the DIYs say what?
Of the whole world come on!
They tell me Chapeau pourquoi?
Because you see it, and so on
I keep being the king of demonstration!
I keep being the king, and so on