NRC Handelsblad

If I stay dead one day, I want one thing to be sure
That they don't forget one thing, if I stay dead one day
That they put an ad with such a beautiful black border
At my expense in the very best newspaper

Because you've only truly been there, and you've only truly had it
If you've stylishly died in the NRC Handelsblad
You've only truly been there, and you've only truly had it
If you've stylishly died in the NRC Handelsblad

You never know, maybe it could still take a very long time
You never know, maybe it's a matter of hours
And it will probably be lonely, and maybe it will hurt
But when I pass away, I want quality

Because it doesn't matter who you are and it doesn't matter what you had
Stylishly dying is done in the NRC Handelsblad
It doesn't matter who you are and it doesn't matter what you had
Stylishly dying is done in the NRC Handelsblad

Just one ad, or two, but not a chain
With scary businessmen, who still don't know their place
A greeting, that I love you, in case you didn't know that yet
It may cost a bit of money, then a lesser coffin

Because stylishly dying is done at someone else's doorstep
On the day you're delivered by the NRC Handelsblad
Stylishly dying is done at someone else's doorstep
On the day you're delivered by the NRC Handelsblad