Nederland

I love the Netherlands
I love the Netherlands
I love the Netherlands
I love the Netherlands
I don't know a better country
I don't know a better country
I love the Netherlands
I love the Netherlands
I can't think of a better country

As long as you don't have a cunt or are Moluccan
As long as you can do math and write well
As long as you're immune to fantasy
And as long as you stay away from the police

I love the Netherlands
I love kale
Ordinary tough kale
No-nonsense kale
Just give me kale
With a juicy, thick piece of cancer sausage on the side

I love farmer's cheese
Ordinary tough cheese
Not the crap cheese
That you have to spread cheese
With those ulcers cheese
And that a Frenchman has picked out of his toes

I love the Netherlands
I don't know a better country
I love the Netherlands
I don't know a better country
I love the Netherlands
I can't think of a better country

As long as you have a nice house and plenty of money
As long as you have sixty grand under your ass
As long as no one can see that you've stolen
And as long as you stay away from the police

I love the Netherlands
I love a farmer's girl
Ordinary pink girl
Who can still blush girl
Just give me a farmer's girl
Who still knows her place and keeps her mouth shut

As long as you write your salary with five zeros
As long as it's just meetings and talking
And as long as everyone keeps their hands off your stuff
And as long as they're still from different classes at justice

I love the Netherlands
I don't know a better country
I love the Netherlands
The flat farmland
The quiet, tough land
Where you can still sit by the road and take a shit in peace

As long as you don't have to deal with your own stench yet
As long as you still have a basement full of booze
As long as you still have a friend at the bank
And the bank still has friends in the government

I love the Netherlands
I don't know a better country
I love the Netherlands
I don't know a better country
I love the Netherlands
The dunes and the beach
Are so tolerant
Especially that morning newspaper
I can't think of a better country
I can't think of a better country