Trouw

The Volkskrant, the Volkskrant, the Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper
The Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper and a plague for the family
The Volkskrant, the Volkskrant, the Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper
The Volkskrant is getting thicker and there's less content
It used to be Catholic, a pillar of deceit
Now it's no longer Catholic, but still, but still, but still
The Volkskrant, the Volkskrant, the Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper
The Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper, it's never too much for me
But when I read a newspaper, when I read a newspaper
I want a newspaper and not a paper turd
Where the editorial staff thrives on alcohol and self-censorship
You get half the truth, but twice as expensive
The Volkskrant, the Volkskrant, the Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper
The Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper, I'm done with it
The Volkskrant, the Volkskrant, the Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper
The Volkskrant has no opinion, the Volkskrant has ten
The Volkskrant is a lousy magazine, a hippie-socks magazine
A journo-ego-cock magazine, it's like a sewer
The Volkskrant, the Volkskrant, the Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper
The Volkskrant is a shitty newspaper, I prefer Trouw