Mordió Mi Pilín (Don't Tattle On Me - Parodia)
Jorge Nothing
Bit My Penis (Don't Tattle On Me - Parody)
I broke up with my ex, arrived late to the meeting
And she yelled, pissed off, that the cat got fucked
I met another woman. She wanted to fuck and I said 'yes'
When she tried to give me a blowjob, the bitch bit me
She bit my penis!
She bit my penis
Don't mess around, Cindy
You bit it
Leave it like that
Get out of here!
If it's fucked up
My dick hurts
I kicked her out of the house, she winked when I saw her
And since then she stalked me, she was outside the house
Wherever I was, she was there, I told José Luis
'That one you introduced me to is after me'
She bit my penis!
She bit my penis
Don't mess around, Cindy
You bit it
Leave it like that
Get out of here!
If it's fucked up
My dick hurts
Mauricio: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU, YOU STAND OUTSIDE MY HOUSE ALL DAMN NIGHT, I CAN'T EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO COME IN LIKE A CRAZY BITCH TO MY HOUSE
Cindy: Just let me tie you up to take you to my house, after cutting off your dick you can leave
Mauricio: AFTER CUTTING OFF MY WHAT!? GET AWAY! NO! HELP!
Soon I woke up
Why when I could see
She tied me up, damn
She had a collection
Made from every penis
She castrated her boyfriends here
Damn, I managed to escape
CRAZY!
She bit my penis!
She bit my penis
Don't mess around, Cindy
You bit it
Leave it like that
Get out of here!
If it's fucked up
My dick hurts
SHE BIT MY PENIS!