A Ver Si Agarras Confianza

Get that mare out of there!
That's ruining the beans!
Handle it under the willow tree
And add a little alfalfa
Loosen the girth a bit
If you're not going to ride it
And come here
Let's see if you gain confidence
And get out of here at once
What the hell is wrong with you, son?

Because for a few days now
It seems like you tried hard
In getting up early
To do pure nonsense
To start
Have you looked in the mirror?
What a face!
Yes, it seems like you had fought
With the comb and the razor

The unstitched jacket
And shouting for an iron

The belt is all twisted
A spur without a slice

The handkerchief made of some güiras
The poncho put on the devil

Keep it up and one of these days
I'm going to make a profit from you
Sung
Making yourself into a scarecrow
In one of the farms

What happened to the broken head, huh?
What happened to the stake rooster!
The one who didn't miss a thing
And I even saw under water
I would like to explain myself
How did the frost catch you?
That, despite the guarapon
You were stunned by the pumpkin

You are a lost case
Son, for God's sake, what's wrong with you?
Recitation
You walk deaf, blind and mute
You don't answer when they talk to you
At times you sigh loudly
Others, you laugh without cause
Or you stay for hours and hours
Staring into space

If I send you to bring down figs
I'm sure you'll arrive with avocado
I went out to herd an ox
And I came back with a goat
You went to the village to buy wheat

And you left the money here
Sung
And yesterday, so as not to see a taco

You flooded me a couple of blocks
And just today, at lunch
Apart from breaking two cups

You put salt in the coffee
And sugar to the chanfaina

Any day now you'll get it
For saddling a cow
Milking the rooster
Or yoking a pair of pigs

I look at you and I don't know you
Son, for God's sake, what's wrong with you?
If you walk the same as me

If you walk the same as me
When I met your mom!